Wicked Bitches, happy 2012.
My buddy Ed was taking a dump when his long time “lady” (they were never official, whatever) & her goober ex-boyfriend she’d been fucking the whole time, busted down the doors. One thing led to another & Ed found himself pulling up his pants prison style & his face found a fist. He rang in the new year with a shattered nose from the dudes ring & one less bitch in his life.
Lesson of the night? Don’t ever fuck wicked bitches & sucker punches are from suckers! What kinda turd wears a high school class ring you ask? A big one.